Score: 10

"so f'ing addictive"

submission: Infectonator!

date: December 10, 2009

I am destined to get beat this damn game, damnit! DAMNIT!!!! Honestly, I just keep playing it over and over and over again in hopes that I'll finally infect the world.

STILL HAVEN'T DONE IT!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!

So addictive, honestly, bloody brilliant. Such a simple concept and yet oh so much fun.

But yeah, I always seem to run outta time before afflicting the whole world. Little bit of luck just keeps eluding me. :P

Score: 9

"zombies"

submission: Zombie Farm

date: September 16, 2009

I love zombies!

Score: 10

"man, kids these days..."

submission: When Pigs Fly

date: August 6, 2009

clearly not enough of the little punks that're ranking poorly have played 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Manhattan Project' for NES.

that game was futility to the max, this was a walk in the park in comparison.

classic gaming style here, all about timing, kiddies! learn the basics!

Score: 10

"best mario side scroller I've ever played"

submission: Super Mario 63

date: July 16, 2009

I was a wee boy when mario first came out on the NES and I've played him throughout all his incarnations. This was a great blend of many of his different faces and abilities.

Absolutely fantastic!! :)

I played this flash game from the day I saw it on the front page until I finally beat it last night. That's the -most- playability I've ever gotten out of a flash game.

Way to go. :)

Score: 9

"funny as usual"

submission: This Game is a Joke 3

date: March 20, 2009

but found a bug on the super jump level with the squid. I jumped right through the damn roof and couldn't finish the map after jumping off the side into red space. had to restart the craptacular game.

Score: 9

"Great game!"

submission: TentaDrill

date: December 2, 2008

Smooth gameplay, fun and simple graphics, nice subtle use of effects. All in all a blast to play.

However, I came across a problem that's pretty annoying. Upon "killing" a boss it started waving a white flag saying it's dead. Now, for all intents and purposes, a defeated boss should -not- be able to hurt you. But as I was zooming around waiting for it to disappear I touched it and died.

C'mon, :P how can a defeated boss kill me?

That's my only complaint! And one that should be fixed! :D

Score: 6

"WAY too easy"

submission: Buccaneer Battle

date: November 3, 2008

Loved the graphics but I thought bosses were supposed to be difficult?

Maybe make the bombs from the pirate actually seek out the player. I just sat in one spot and rained cannonfire without getting hit.

Gameplay was smooth and fun but just way too easy.

Score: 6

"hmm.."

submission: Prince of War 2

date: October 23, 2008

It was fun and challenging for the first 3 levels but then I started playing around and loaded only archers and lo-and-behold I was mowing them baddies down like bob's your uncle.

It was pretty easy with a fleet of archers. :p All the other infantry types would die quickly whereas the archers could just sit behind the main character while holding heal and attack. :)

Great storyline though! :) I lapped it up, made me play the whole damn thing. Was just unimpressed with the gameplay/repetitiveness. There was only one levels where I couldn't access archers. Make more levels without to increase the challenge maybe?

And what's the deal with everybody fighting in a line? Add some depth to the battlefield next time please! :)

Score: 8

"neat"

submission: I wish I were the Moon

date: October 2, 2008

I found an ending you didn't have planned. :D I got the girl on top of the bird and they just kept flying through the screen :) pretty funny.

Score: 3

"overdone"

submission: Asteroids 2

date: April 30, 2001

how many times must this game be recreated? :P