Total Medals Earned: 2,738 (From 477 different games.) Total Medal Score: 42,700 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/360 points)
Kill First Monster
Lost any level
Complete First Reef with 3 stars
Complete Half levels
Kill All Monsters
Complete Second Reef with 3 stars
Complete All Levels with 3 stars
Complete Third Reef with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 14/15 (490/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (150/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 6/16 (70/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Defeat the third boss
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Kill 4,000 enemies
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Build first booth
Fully upgrade the elevator
Catch 10 thieves on your mall
Reach the 3rd City
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/295 points)
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Die 50 times
Complete the game
Rotate the screen 500 times
Complete the game without dying
Medals Earned: 3/6 (75/235 points)
Pulled them all!
Find a sneaky hiding spot!
Buy the crystal to travel faster!
Paint!
Play the piano
Escape!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/30 points)
Become dinner
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/430 points)
Send your dead body over a Jump
Hit a Jump too slowly to get air
Die before finishing your Slalom Race
Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race
Butcher 5 Dogs in one game
Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game
Paint the town Red in Style Mode
Run into 5 Snowmen in one game
Ski 10000m in one game
Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds
Die in all 13 different ways
Become Monster food
Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race
Score 100000 points in Style Mode
Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row